Breakfast

Today's Guardian has a 10 of the best B&B's in Britain.

From one of the 10: "Snuggle up in the kingsize bed, complete with Hungarian goose down, before ambling out into the pretty south-facing garden for a breakfast basket of organic goodies."

So typical of the guardian! I love the paper, but come on.

One of the joys of staying in a B&B is having the 'full English" in the morning. Having it cooked for you makes all the difference and it is a rare treat, whereas I imagine the person having the organic goodies probably does that as a matter of routine anyway.

That's as bad as the Brits I remember holidaying in Austria and getting out their 'British' tea and jam at the breakfast table - along with the more 'familiar looking' sliced loaf they bought in the local shop in readiness.